lost in the pages of self made cages, life slips away & the ghosts come to play

Is your hair up?  It's too short to put up.

Do you still talk to your first love? Still waiting for that ship to sail.

Do you think that you're an argumentative person?  Can be but for the most part I got dad's diplomatic nature.

Is your cell phone right beside you? It's on the nightstand, so yeah.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you? I hope not. Mal, are you mad at me?

Have you ever driven into the ghetto to buy drugs? Uh, no.

How did you feel when you woke up this morning? Find and dandy, thanks for asking.

When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? Sometimes.

What does your last text message say and who is it from?  "he put a dead frog in my shoe" from Dex.

What are you listening to? Nothing, shockingly.

Do you believe everything you hear? Hell no.

What was the last beverage that you drank? A diet root beer.,

Your ex says leaving you was a mistake; you say what?  Too bad for you.

What month were you born in? February.

Could things possibly get any better?  Sure.

Can you curse around your parents? Have you met my dad?

Do you ever leave the house without make-up on? Nah.

Next time you will kiss someone? Tomorrow between Biology and Physics unless a little birdie flies through my window soon

Will you have sexual intercourse within the next week or so? God I hope so

If you had to decide, would you rather have a pet squid or badger? ...A badger, I guess?

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to date someone the same gender as you? I have.

How open are you to people, 1 out of 10? Depends on the person. Average is probably about a 5.

What color eyes does the last person you kissed have? Sort of a blue-green. What's the obsession with kissing in this thing?

Will you talk to the person you have feelings for tonight? Hope so.

What color shirt are you wearing? ...Well, my bra is black...

What do you do when you need to relax?  Sleep.

Do you open up to people easily? Depends on the person.

Is your bedroom clean? Define clean.

Favorite color? I'm a fan of them all.

What are you craving?  The G-rated answer would be a soda.

Does anyone ever judge you for something you naturally cannot help? All the time.

Have you ever claimed to be in love when you knew you really weren't? Nope.

McDonald's. Would you consider that place gross or delicious? Neither.

What would you consider your most prized possession? The first sculpture I ever made, I guess.

What are your views on sunflowers? They make me think of van Gogh.

Imagine you're in a thrift store with a friend and you find something that you think is actually kind of cool. Would you wear it? Why?   ...i buy shit from thrift stores all the time, duh.

What is your birthstone? Amethyst.

What do you hate the most: Mosquitoes or house flies? Mosquitoes. They suck. Literally.

...So, I applied to dad's alma mater just to make him happy, and for whatever reason, I got accepted.

How fucked up is that?

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* Take a picture of yourself right now. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair - just take a picture.
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Okay, I did take the time to scribble something on a piece of paper, and I did hit the antique filter on the digital camera, but I sure as hell didn't fix my hair or anything, as you can tell.

Sue me.

I? Have ridiculously awesome willpower. Ridiculously. Awesome. And I deserve all this shiny stuff I'm about to buy myself and my bestie.

...Of course, the consequence of having awesome willpower is sitting here being lonely and frustrated, but. Here's hoping both those things will change in the future.

We need to do something fun soon. Have another party or something. Maybe this weekend.

Hey, you got a minute?

And just when I think I'm done laughing, it hits me with "beacuase".